look like the innocent flower

awkward-elevator:

Mad Men With Girly Drinks

Inspired by Patrick Cassels

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06/18/13

When your friend gets insulted, and the best you can come up with is

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06/13/13

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06/1/13

poeticremorse:

What are you going to do about this Obama?

01/19/13

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01/10/13

Basically though.

01/9/13

12/26/12

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “THANK YOU FOR CALLING PUMP IT UP, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?”

Bottom Text: “IS THIS PUMP IT UP?”]

EVERY DAMN TIME I ANSWER THE PHONE.

(Not quite retail, but I’m sure anyone who answers phones will understand.)

Omg guys I’m on Fuck Yeah Retail Robin.

12/14/12