[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “THANK YOU FOR CALLING PUMP IT UP, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?”
Bottom Text: “IS THIS PUMP IT UP?”]
EVERY DAMN TIME I ANSWER THE PHONE.
(Not quite retail, but I’m sure anyone who answers phones will understand.)
Omg guys I’m on Fuck Yeah Retail Robin.